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| Action Figure - BachJohann Sebastian Bach is one of the most important figures in the history of classical music. He wrote over 1,200 original compositions, many of which are still considered to be the finest of their genre. This 5-1/2' (14 cm) tall, hard vinyl action figure has moveable arms and legs, allowing him to sit on the 1-1/2' (3.8 cm) plastic bench included. Comes with instructions detailing how to download the amazing fold-up paper clavichord for free! | $9.98 | 73904811507![]() In Stock Now! |
| Action Figure - BeethovenLudwig van Beethoven was truly an eccentric musical genius composing a brilliant piano sonata one minute, throwing eggs at his maid the next. This 5-1/4' (13.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl action figure has moveable arms and legs, allowing him to sit on the 1' (3.8 cm) plastic piano bench included. Comes with instructions detailing how to download the amazing fold-up paper piano from the Internet for free! Illustrated blistercard. | $9.98 | 73904811256![]() In Stock Now! |
| Action Figure - Carl JungHe might look like your jovial grandpa, but hes really Carl Jung, the pioneering psychiatrist who developed such well-known psychological concepts as the Collective Unconscious, Introvert/Extrovert and The Complex. Each 5-1/4' (13.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl figure comes with a removable pipe that makes him look sophisticated and scholarly. Illustrated blistercard. | $9.98 | 73904811633![]() In Stock Now! |
| Action Figure - Crazy Cat LadyEvery town has a Crazy Cat Lady. Shes the one who lives in a tiny house full of feral felines. This 5-1/4' (13.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure has a wild look in her eye and comes with six cats. Illustrated blistercard. UPC | $9.98 | 73904811377![]() In Stock Now! |
| Action Figure - EinsteinDressed for intense classroom action, this 5-1/4' (13.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl Einstein Action Figure stands with a piece of chalk in his hand, poised to explain relativity or do battle with the forces of entropy. Features realistic disheveled hair! Illustrated blistercard. | $9.98 | 73904811071![]() In Stock Now! |
| Action Figure - FuzzThe 1st thing you have to understand is that Fuzz is a real person. Hes not some fictitious superhero dreamt up by a team of overpaid corporate drones out to make a buck off the kids. Hes a guy that works in our Accounting department. Seriously. Each 5-3/4' (14.6 cm) tall representation of Fuzz in hard vinyl form has moveable arms and legs and comes with three interchangeable heads! Match the head to one of Fuzzs personality traits detailed on the back of the package, or pretend hes the victim of a horrible cloning accident. Illustrated blistercard. | $9.98 | 73904810898![]() In Stock Now! |
| Action Figure - JesusEveryone has a different take on Jesus. Muslims saw him as a prophet. Buddhists say he was enlightened. Hindus consider him an avatar (the incarnation of a deity in human form), while Christians hail him as the Son of God. But, wherever your theological compass points, you will agree that this is the coolest action ?gure ever made. Each hard vinyl Jesus Action Figure stands 5' (12.7 cm) tall with posable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action! Illustrated blistercard. | $9.98 | 73904810746![]() In Stock Now! |
| Action Figure - Lunch LadyThis Lunch Lady Action Figure will take you back to those glorious hot lunch days of sloppy joes, fish sticks and mini milk cartons. Each 5-1/4' (13.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl figure comes with a scoop, a food tray, a serving station and a sticker sheet featuring images of delicious hot entres. Illustrated blistercard. | $9.98 | 73904811660![]() In Stock Now! |
| Action Figure - MosesThis 5-1/4' (13.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl Moses Action Figure comes with removable stone tablets for delivering the Ten Commandments and a shepherds staff for delivering the ten plagues! Illustrated blistercard. | $9.98 | 73904811089![]() In Stock Now! |
| Action Figure - Sigmund Freud | $9.98 | 73904810884![]() In Stock Now! |
| Action Figure - Super FanEvery city has a sports super fan. In Seattle we have Lorin Big Lo Sandretzky. Hes a 6' 8', 470 pound fixture at every home football, basketball (NBA and WNBA) and baseball game. He invented the D Fence sign that has become so popular at sporting events across the country. His voice is so loud, it can be heard throughout an entire stadium. Hes featured on the jumbotron more than the athletes. Each 6-1/4' (15.9 cm) tall, hard vinyl action figure captures Big Lo in mid-cheer as he roots his team to another victory. Comes with four signs and a mini plastic version of the classic foam finger. Perfect for anyone who bleeds team colors. Illustrated blistercard. | $11.98 | 73904811559![]() In Stock Now! |
| Action Figure- MozartWolfgang Amadeus Mozart was perhaps the most astonishing musical child prodigy of all time. He learned to play the piano by age four, played it brilliantly by age six and wrote his first symphony when he was eight. This 5-1/4' (13.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl action figure has moveable arms and legs, allowing him to sit on the 1-1/2' (3.8 cm) plastic piano bench included. Comes with instructions detailing how to download the amazing fold-up paper piano from the Internet for free! Illustrated blistercard. | $9.98 | 73904811453![]() In Stock Now! |
| Air Freshener - BaconJust say no to pine trees! Our selection of Air Fresheners features fun images and enticing aromas! Each one measures about 4' (10.2 cm) and comes with a string for hanging. Bagged with illustrated headers. | $1.98 | 73904811076![]() In Stock Now! |
| Air Freshener - Corn DogThe corn dog is quite possibly the best food on a stick ever created! Close your eyes and you can almost smell the sweet honey batter and the steaming, salty meat product nestled inside. This 6-1/4' (17.1 cm) long air freshener has the sharp aroma of bright yellow mustard, which might not make your car smell the best, but it will make all of your passengers drool. Comes with a string for hanging. Bagged with illustrated header. | $1.98 | 73904811585![]() In Stock Now! |
| Baby - Smoking CeramicOf all the things that shouldnt smoke, babies are at the top of the list. The tag line for this product emphatically states our position on this issue: Real Babies Should Never Smoke! Ceramic babies smoking, on the other hand, are strangely appealing. Celebrate this absurd juxtaposition with one of these 2-3/4' (7 cm) tall ceramic babies. Each infant comes with a pack of ten Lil Smokes and has another one in its mouth, ready to light up and puff. The smokes are actually nontoxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper. Illustrated window box. | $5.98 | 73904811095![]() In Stock Now! |
| Bag - ArmadilloThis 13' (33 cm) long stuffed Armadillo Handbag is made of cloth and has a handy zipper pouch in its back. Whether you take it to the opera or the zoo, youre sure to be the envy of anyone who really likes armadillos. Bagged with illustrated tag. | $18.98 | 73904810705![]() In Stock Now! |
| Bandage - BaconOuch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage from Accoutrements. And if a fancy bandage isnt enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each comes in a 3-3/4' (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin and contains a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. The 3' x 1' (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon. Fifteen per tin. Illustrated display boxes. | $4.98 | 73904811476![]() In Stock Now! |
| Bandage - BeefBoo-boos come in all sizes. Some only need a wee bandage, while others require something a little more substantial. With this Beef Bandage Assortment you can dress your wounds accordingly. Each 3-3/4' (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains two sizes of latex-free, vinyl, adhesive bandages (three 3' (7.6 cm) long large T-bones, ten 1-1/4' (3.2 cm) small T-bones) with sterile gauze and a FREE TOY to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. | $4.98 | 73904811635![]() In Stock Now! |
| Bandage - BreakfastBoo-boos come in all sizes. Some only need a wee bandage, while others require something a little more substantial. Each 3-3/4' (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains two sizes of latex-free, vinyl, adhesive bandages (seven 3' (7.6 cm) long bacon strips, seven 1-1/2' (3.8 cm) fried eggs) with sterile gauze and a FREE TOY to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. | $4.98 | 73904811579![]() In Stock Now! |
| Bandage - Crime ScenePut one of these Crime Scene Bandages on your wound to scare off the germs. Each 3-3/4' (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains twenty-five 3' x 3/4' (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) latex-free, vinyl, adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE TOY to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. | $4.98 | 73904811754![]() In Stock Now! |
| Bandage - FairyIn Fairyland, no one ever gets injured or hurt and everyday has a rainbow! These fairies have been imported directly from Fairyland to assist in healing your wounds. Each 3-3/4' (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 2' x 2-1/8' (5.1 cm x 5.4 cm) latex-free, vinyl, adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE TOY to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. | $4.98 | 73904811808![]() In Stock Now! |
| Bandage - JesusOuch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isnt enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each 3-3/4' (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin contains fifteen 3' x 1' (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages and a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. Illustrated display boxes. | $4.98 | 73904811657![]() In Stock Now! |
| Bandage - PirateOuch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isnt enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each 3-3/4' (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin contains twenty-five 3' x 3/4' (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) adhesive bandages and a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. Illustrated display boxes. | $4.98 | 73904811319![]() In Stock Now! |
| Bandage - SushiOuch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isnt enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each 3-3/4' (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin contains twenty-five 3' x 3/4' (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) adhesive bandages and a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. Illustrated display boxes. | $4.98 | 73904811315![]() In Stock Now! |
| Catapult - Baby ShowerIts the best thing since mashed carrots! The Baby Shower is a 5-3/4' (14.6 cm) long plastic catapult that ejects infants. Just load one of the five 3/4' (1.9 cm) plastic babies into the compartment then pull the trigger for tyke tossing fun. Great gift and game for real baby showers. Instructions for the game included on back. Illustrated blistercard. | $5.98 | 73904811486![]() In Stock Now! |
| Catapult - Chicken ChuckerFlying chickens in a barnyard! The Chicken Chucker is a 5-3/4' (14.6 cm) long plastic catapult that propels poultry. Just load one of the five 1-1/2' (3.8 cm) plastic chickens into the compartment then pull the trigger for fowl flinging fun. Illustrated blistercard. | $5.98 | 73904811305![]() In Stock Now! |
| Catapult - Ninja AttackThe only sure way to defeat your foe is with a full-scale Ninja Attack! And in case you didnt know, real ninjas are the greatest assassins known to mankind, plus they can turn invisible whenever they want! Just load one of the 1-1/4' (3.2 cm) plastic ninjas into the 5-3/4' (14.6 cm) long plastic catapult and pull the trigger to launch a stealth attack! Four different ninjas included. Illustrated blistercard. | $5.98 | 73904811491![]() In Stock Now! |
| Catapult - Nun ChuckSally Fields isnt the only nun who can fly! Just load the 1' (2.5 cm) tall, plastic nuns into the 5-3/4' (14.6 cm) long plastic catapult and pull the trigger to send a sister sailing. Great for working out your repressed Catholic school memories. Four different nuns included. Illustrated blistercard. | $5.98 | 73904811580![]() In Stock Now! |
| Catapult -- Cat-A-PultDo cats really always land on their feet? With the Cat-A-Pult you can put the old saying to the test by flinging felines across the room. Just load one of the 1-3/8' (3.5 cm) plastic cats into the 5-3/4' (14.6 cm) plastic catapult and pull the trigger! Its the best thing since cat juggling! 4 cats included. Illustrated blistercard. | $5.98 | 73904811418![]() In Stock Now! |
| Chicken - Deluxe Rubber | $9.98 | 73904809511![]() In Stock Now! |
| Clock - Novelty BackwardsWith the Backwards Clock, the hour, minute and second hands move backward to give you the extra time you need. The numbers on this 10-1/2' (26.7 cm) plastic clock are arranged counterclockwise to help you keep track of how much time youre saving. Requires one AA battery (not included). Illustrated window box. | $12.98 | 73904810570![]() In Stock Now! |
| Clock - Novelty CocktailIts never last call and its always happy hour with our devastatingly hip Cocktail Clock. Shaped like a jaunty cocktail glass, this 11-1/2' (29.2 cm) tall clock has no numbers a sure sign of chic sophistication. The second hand looks like its stuck into a pimento-stuffed green olive and the pendulum is the delicate stem of the martini glass. Made of thin plastic. Requires one AA battery (included). Boxed with illustrated label. | $19.98 | 73904810695![]() In Stock Now! |
| Clock - Novelty NinjaIts pretty much common knowledge that ninjas control time. Just when you think youve got one in a bad spot, hell stop time and youll wake up three days later in the engine room of a Chinese cargo ship with double vision and a mysterious rash. This 13' (33 cm) tall, plastic time piece features nunchuck hands and a swinging ninja pendulum. Requires one AA battery (included). Illustrated window box. | $19.98 | 73904811673![]() In Stock Now! |
| Clock - Pirate WallHow is your crew supposed to know when to report to the galley for their ration of grog without a clock onboard? This 11-1/2' (29.2 cm) plastic clock is mildly intimidating and matches almost any decor! Requires one AA battery (not included). Illustrated window box. | $19.98 | 73904811601![]() In Stock Now! |
| Comb - Folding PocketYouve heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs. Its about time you invested in some protection for your do. Each of these 9' (22.9 cm) long (when open), metal and plastic switchblade combs snaps open with the push of a button and also features a safety lock to prevent unexpected deployment. Illustrated blistercard. | $4.98 | 73904811763![]() In Stock Now! |
| Cubes - Corporate ProtesterEvery morning, on their way into the office, the Cubes see Guy standing on a soapbox with a hand-scrawled sign, shouting at cars as they go by. Is he a protester with a serious message or just a disgruntled ex-employee? Will he be whisked away in a limo one day, never to be heard from again? Each 2-3/4' (7 cm) tall posable plastic figure comes with a 3/4' (1.9 cm) tall plastic soap box and a sign handle that holds one of the five paper signs included! Illustrated window box. | $4.98 | 73904811542![]() In Stock Now! |
| Dashboard - JesusPut this 4-1/2' (11.4 cm) tall Dashboard Jesus in your car and hell be your co-pilot. Even though he may guide you through the valley of gridlock, he alone cannot get you into the carpool lane. Each hard vinyl Jesus figure sits atop a metal spring with an adhesive base. If you dont have a car, stick him up somewhere that you could use a little peace, serenity or forgiveness. Illustrated window box. | $4.98 | 73904811093![]() In Stock Now! |
| Dashboard - MonkOnly when you grasp the essence of bouncing on a spring, will you truly understand the meaning of sitting still. Park this peaceful, 4-1/2' (11.4 cm) tall Dashboard Monk anywhere you need spiritual inspiration. Each hard vinyl monk has an adhesive base and sways with the slightest provocation, reminding us that sometimes it is wise to bend like a willow. Illustrated window box. | $4.98 | 73904811055![]() |
| Dashboard NinjasOnly when you grasp the essence of bouncing on a spring, will you truly understand the meaning of sitting still. Park this peaceful, 4-1/2' (11.4 cm) tall Dashboard Monk anywhere you need spiritual inspiration. Each hard vinyl monk has an adhesive base and sways with the slightest provocation, reminding us that sometimes it is wise to bend like a willow. Illustrated window box. | $7.98 | 73904811640![]() In Stock Now! |
| Dino - Spark - W/U walkingWind up Spark Dino and hell trudge forward on a city-destroying rampage, shooting ?ery sparks from his mouth. 3' (7.6 cm) tall and made of plastic. Illustrated window box. | $5.98 | 73904809865![]() In Stock Now! |
| Finger Puppet - MonstersThese adult-sized ?nger puppets are about 2' (5.1 cm) tall and made of rubber. Their ?ailing arms, open mouths and huge, bulging eyes will have you giggling uncontrollably. Brand new exclusive designs! Eight different styles. Illustrated display box. | $0.98 | 73904809181![]() In Stock Now! |
| Finger Puppets - Glow Zombie MonstersExposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber, these 1-3/4' (4.4 cm) to 2' (5.1 cm) tall undead finger puppets are perfect for low budget puppet shows. Five different styles. Illustrated display box. UPC on box. | $0.98 | 73904811815![]() In Stock Now! |
| Gift Wrap - BaconLets face it, mainstream gift wrap has lost its edge. More often than not, you end up wrapping your gift in yesterdays comics and thats just unacceptable. Start wrapping in style! Our line of exciting gift wrap features unique artwork sure to make your present stand out among the crowd. Two 20' x 30' (50.8 cm x 76.2 cm) sheets of quality wrapping paper in each bag with info sticker. | $3.98 | 73904811034![]() In Stock Now! |
| Gum - Black Lung Cigarette Bubble GumSatisfy your oral fixation with these classic Bubble Gum Cigarettes. Each 3-1/8' x 2' x 5/8' (7.9 cm x 5.1 cm x 1.6 cm) pack contains twelve 2-3/4' (7 cm) sticks of bubble gum that are cleverly disguised in a paper wrapping to look like cigarettes. Were pretty sure that the Surgeon General will have no problem with you chewing a pack a day! Twenty-four shrink wrapped packs in each illustrated display box. UPC Item 11596. Black Lung Bubble Gum Cigarettes (Lemon Flavored) | $1.98 | 73904811596![]() In Stock Now! |
| Gum - Death Row Cigarette Bubble GumSatisfy your oral fixation with these classic Bubble Gum Cigarettes. Each 3-1/8' x 2' x 5/8' (7.9 cm x 5.1 cm x 1.6 cm) pack contains twelve 2-3/4' (7 cm) sticks of bubble gum that are cleverly disguised in a paper wrapping to look like cigarettes. Were pretty sure that the Surgeon General will have no problem with you chewing a pack a day! Twenty-four shrink wrapped packs in each illustrated display box. UPC Item 11588. Death Row Bubble Gum Cigarettes (Cinnamon Flavored) | $1.98 | 73904811588![]() In Stock Now! |
| Gum - Hobo Cigarette Bubble GumSatisfy your oral fixation with these classic Bubble Gum Cigarettes. Each 3-1/8' x 2' x 5/8' (7.9 cm x 5.1 cm x 1.6 cm) pack contains twelve 2-3/4' (7 cm) sticks of bubble gum that are cleverly disguised in a paper wrapping to look like cigarettes. Were pretty sure that the Surgeon General will have no problem with you chewing a pack a day! Twenty-four shrink wrapped packs in each illustrated display box. UPC Item 11801. Hobo Bubble Gum Cigarettes (Coffee Flavored) | $1.98 | 73904811801![]() In Stock Now! |
| Gum - Pirate Cigarette Bubble GumSatisfy your oral fixation with these classic Bubble Gum Cigarettes. Each 3-1/8' x 2' x 5/8' (7.9 cm x 5.1 cm x 1.6 cm) pack contains twelve 2-3/4' (7 cm) sticks of bubble gum that are cleverly disguised in a paper wrapping to look like cigarettes. Were pretty sure that the Surgeon General will have no problem with you chewing a pack a day! Twenty-four shrink wrapped packs in each illustrated display box. UPC Item 11819. Pirate Bubble Gum Cigarettes (Citrus Flavored) | $1.98 | 73904811819![]() In Stock Now! |
| Gum - Roller Girl Cigarette Bubble GumSatisfy your oral fixation with these classic Bubble Gum Cigarettes. Each 3-1/8' x 2' x 5/8' (7.9 cm x 5.1 cm x 1.6 cm) pack contains twelve 2-3/4' (7 cm) sticks of bubble gum that are cleverly disguised in a paper wrapping to look like cigarettes. Were pretty sure that the Surgeon General will have no problem with you chewing a pack a day! Twenty-four shrink wrapped packs in each illustrated display box. UPC Item 11805. Roller Derby Bubble Gum Cigarettes (Cherry Flavored) | $1.98 | 73904811805![]() In Stock Now! |
| Gummy - SteakGlucose gourmets will soon discover that this premium cut of gummy steak pairs fabulously with a glass of chilled Hawaiian Punch! Each delicious slab of strawberry flavored gummy meat is 4-3/4' x 3-1/2' (12.1 cm x 8.9 cm) and weighs an impressive 85 grams! Bon appetit! Plastic display tray with info stickers. | $3.98 | 73904811614![]() In Stock Now! |
| Gummy Bacon - Pack of 4These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are so realistic youll want to fry some up and serve them with an egg and a side of hash browns. But please dont. Gummy Bacon should only be savored raw. Each illustrated window box contains four 20 gram slices of strawberry flavored gummy meat sealed in a plastic bag. Twelve window boxes in each illustrated display box. | $3.98 | 73904811605![]() In Stock Now! |
| Gummy TapewormTreat your tummy to a tapeworm! Each 19' (48.3 cm) long, 65 gram gummy parasite has a crisp green apple flavor. Great gift for your favorite gastroenterologist! Clamshell blister with illustrated card. | $3.98 | 73904811798![]() In Stock Now! |
| Horror Movie Victims - set of 8 | $16.98 | 73904811642![]() In Stock Now! |
| Lunchbox - Bacon DomeThis classic Dome Lunchbox is entirely covered with images of gloriously greasy strips of fried bacon. Each 9' x 6-3/4' x 4-1/4' (22.9 cm x 17.1 cm x 10.8 cm) metal container has sturdy metal fixtures and a plastic handle. Warning: may cause uncontrollable drooling. Boxed with info sticker. | $19.98 | 73904811796![]() In Stock Now! |
| Lunchbox - CowboyYou'd best have the Cowboy Lunchbox in your saddlebag when you meander to the cafeteria at high noon with the other buckaroos. One side of this 10' x 3' x 7' metal lunchbox depicts a ranch hand lassoing a Texas Longhorn; the reverse side says, 'Happy Trails' and silhouettes a trusty steed and rider against the setting sun. With metal fixtures and black plastic handle. Our exclusive design. Each bagged. | $13.98 | 73904810584![]() In Stock Now! |
| Lunchbox - Last SupperThe original Last Supper is unquestionably one of the greatest paintings of all time, but what masterpiece cant be improved with Paint-by-Numbers technology? This 11-1/4' x 5' x 2-1/2' (28.5 cm x 12.7 cm x 6.4 cm) metal longbox gives you the power and glory of Jesus last meal mixed with the blurry kitsch of homemade art. Metal fixtures and plastic handle. Bagged with illustrated tag. | $9.98 | 73904811073![]() In Stock Now! |
| Lunchbox - PirateBring the excitement of pirate life to the lunchroom! With this 10' x 3' x 7' metal Pirate Lunchbox you can attack the lunchboxes of your peers and take their culinary treasures for yourself. Featuring the dreaded Jolly Roger on both sides, metal fixtures and plastic handle. Each bagged. | $13.98 | 73904810587![]() In Stock Now! |
| Magnetic Face - Create A CommieLenin or Marx? Castro or Trotsky? No matter who your favorite communist is, youre sure to love Create A Commie. Just move the metal shavings around with the magnetic plastic wand to transform the generic red face into the communist of your choice. Frame is 6' (15.2 cm) tall and made of plastic. Illustrated blistercard. | $4.98 | 73904811707![]() In Stock Now! |
| Magnetic Face - Fuzzy PhilosopherWhat is it with deep thinkers and crazy hairdos? Do wild whiskers go hand in hand with abstract ideas? Contemplate these difficult questions as you amuse yourself with this ingenious contraption. Just move around the metal shavings with the magnetic plastic wand to transform the generic face into your favorite philosopher. Frame is 6' (15.2 cm) tall and made of plastic. Illustrated blistercard. | $4.98 | 73904811786![]() In Stock Now! |
| Magnetic Face - Hairy GaryPoor Gary. He lost all of his hair in a bizarre Tai Chi accident. But you can help! Just move the metal shavings around with the magnetic plastic wand to give Gary a slick hairdo and some stylish facial hair. Frame is 6' (15.2 cm) tall and made of plastic. Illustrated blistercard. | $4.98 | 73904811703![]() In Stock Now! |
| Magnets - PirateNext time you loot and pillage your buddys refrigerator, leave one of these magnets behind to celebrate your conquest. Twelve different 1' (2.5 cm) to 5' (12.7 cm) flexible magnets in each set. Bagged with illustrated header. | $4.98 | 73904811820![]() In Stock Now! |
| Mints - BaconEach one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch! It may sound weird but once you taste it, youll see that mint and bacon is a match made in Heaven. Each 2-1/4' x 2' x 1/2' (5.7 cm x 5.1 cm x 1.3 cm) tin contains one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. | $1.98 | 73904811706![]() In Stock Now! |
| Mints - BulletKeep a tin of these Bite the Bullet Mints in your holster and youll have the freshest breath in the West! Each 1-1/2' x 1-1/2' x 3/4' (3.8 cm x 3.8 cm x 1.9 cm) tin contains about forty-five bullet-shaped mints. | $1.98 | 73904811619![]() In Stock Now! |
| Mints - DeathThese Death Mints are the preferred breath mints of corpses, vampires and zombies. Each collectible, 3' x 1-1/2' x 5/8' (7.6 cm x 3.8 cm x 1.6 cm), coffin-shaped tin contains one hundred potent mints that will leave you with fresh breath to die for! | $1.98 | 73904811623![]() In Stock Now! |
| Mints - Garlic | $1.98 | 73904811839![]() In Stock Now! |
| Mints - Last SupperAre the flavors of your last supper lingering too long? Freshen your palate with the miraculous breath-cleansing power of these Last Supper After Dinner Mints. Each collectible, 3' x 1-1/4' x -1/2' (7.6 cm x 3.2 cm x 1.3 cm) tin contains one hundred mints that you can share with your apostles! | $1.98 | 73904811626![]() In Stock Now! |
| Mints - MonkeyIf the simple grin on this monkey tin isnt enough to cheer you up, the delicious banana mints inside should do the trick. Each 3' x 1-3/4' x 1/2' (7.6 cm x 4.4 cm x 1.3 cm) tin contains one hundred mints. | $1.98 | 73904811718![]() In Stock Now! |
| Mints - PiratesPirates arent interested in fresh breath, so you wont find any fancy peppermint or spearmint in these Pirate Mints. You might, however, detect the unique flavor that every pirate craves grog! Shove a handful in your mouth and chew them while shouting orders to your crew! Each 2-1/4' (5.7 cm) round tin contains one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. | $1.98 | 73904811713![]() In Stock Now! |
| Monkey - Smoking CeramicReal monkeys should never smoke! There, now that thats out of the way you can enjoy our Smoking Monkey guilt free. Hes 2' (5.1 cm) tall, made of ceramic and has a look of unabashed pleasure as he puffs on his cigarette. He started smoking after he gave up bananas, trading one dirty habit for another. Each monkey comes with a pack of ten Lil Smokes and has another one in his mouth, ready to light up and smoke. The smokes are actually non-toxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper. Illustrated window box. | $5.98 | 73904811232![]() In Stock Now! |
| Mustache - CommieImpress your comrades with the distinctly communist facial hair stylings of Vladimir Lenin! Each well trimmed mustache and shapely goatee is black with an adhesive back. Will it make you look cool? Da! Fits most adult faces. Illustrated card. | $3.98 | 73904811681![]() In Stock Now! |
| NunzillaNunzilla is 3' (7.6 cm) tall and made of plastic. Wind her up and shell trudge forward, shooting sparks from her mouth. Illustrated window box. | $5.98 | 73904810354![]() In Stock Now! |
| Orchestra - Little Mozarts Toy setThis impressive collection of seven, 2' (5.1 cm) to 5-1/2' (14 cm) plastic instruments is sure to provide hours of earsplitting entertainment for the budding virtuoso in your family. A pair of soft rubber earplugs are thoughtfully included to help parents cope with the racket. Illustrated blistercard. | $5.98 | 73904811698![]() In Stock Now! |
| Pararazzi Playset | $16.98 | 73904811764![]() In Stock Now! |
| Pencil Toppers - JesusBlessed are the shopping list scrawlers and the test takers when their pencils are topped with one of these replicas of Jesus. Handsomely detailed with a red robe and arms outstretched in blessing or prayer. Five 1-1/4' (3.2 cm) tall, soft vinyl Jesuses on each illustrated blistercard. | $4.98 | 73904811543![]() In Stock Now! |
| Pencil Toppers - MeatAdorn your favorite writing utensil with one of these 2' (5.1 cm) soft vinyl pencil toppers and let the meat be your muse! Five different mouth-watering hunks of miniature fake meat come in each illustrated window box. | $4.98 | 73904811637![]() In Stock Now! |
| Pencil Toppers - PiratePrepare your pencils, matey, theyre about to be boarded! Whether youre writing in your datebook or taking the SATs, this set of five 1-1/2' (3.2 cm) tall, soft vinyl pencil toppers will help you live out all your swashbuckling fantasies. Illustrated window box. | $4.98 | 73904811557![]() In Stock Now! |
| Pencil Toppers - Spud NuggetsMmmmmm spud nuggets theyre not quite french fries and theyre not quite hash browns, but they sure are tasty little morsels! These realistic looking, 1' (2.5 cm) tall, soft vinyl pencil toppers look great perched on the top of a pencil, pen or cafeteria spork. Heck, theyre so flippin cool youll probably want to stuff a few in your pocket to pass out to friends. Five spud nuggets come in each illustrated window box. | $4.98 | 73904811589![]() In Stock Now! |
| Pencil Toppers - SushiThese 3/4' (1.9 cm) tall, soft vinyl Sushi Pencil Toppers look great on pens or pencils but even better on chopsticks. Five different fake morsels come in each illustrated box. Soy sauce and wasabi not included. | $4.98 | 73904811490![]() In Stock Now! |
| Pencil Toppers - TikiThese colorful replicas of different Tiki gods may or may not ward off writers block or evil homework spirits, but they will certainly make your pencil top much more hip. Five different 1-1/4' (3.2 cm) tall, soft vinyl Tiki heads on each illustrated blistercard. | $4.98 | 73904811459![]() In Stock Now! |
| Pickle - YodelingAre you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? So were we. At last, the Electronic Yodelling Pickle that you have always hoped for! Each 6-1/2' (16.5 cm) long plastic pickle yodels its little heart out at the push of a button. Batteries included. Illustrated window box. | $12.98 | 73904811761![]() In Stock Now! |
| Puppet - Nun Punching PuppetShes got a habit of fighting for whats right! Suited in her traditional habit, our most popular punching puppet comes out swinging with anger-activated arms that move independently and a spring-action head that bobs and weaves. 12' (30.5 cm) tall. Bagged with illustrated header. | $11.98 | 73904809769![]() In Stock Now! |
| Purse - CoffinWhat pretty little ghoul wouldnt want to store all her darkest secrets in a Mirrored Coffin Purse? Each sturdy 10' x 5' x 3-1/4' (25.4 cm x 12.7 cm x 8.3 cm) purse has a soft faux velvet interior to help your valuables rest peacefully and a removable adjustable nylon strap that will slip comfortably over your shoulder. Theres even a little oval mirror on the inside that can be used for makeup application, or to determine if your tall, dark and handsome date is actually a vampire. The corners are protected by metal fittings and instead of being nailed shut, it is held closed by a sturdy latch. Never have mortality and vanity been packaged together so well. Boxed with illustrated label and tag. | $27.98 | 73904811245![]() In Stock Now! |
| Purse - Novelty ToadTake this terrific toad tote with you on your next date with Prince Charming. Each 9' (22.9 cm) long purse has a soft fabric exterior and bamboo handles. Zippered pouch inside gives you plenty of room to store your stuff. Bagged with illustrated tag. | $28.98 | 73904811441![]() In Stock Now! |
| Purse - TurfFake spring is here! Each 7-1/2' x 11' x 3' (19.1 cm x 27.9 cm x 7.6 cm) Turf Purse features the same artificial grass surface used for football fields and putt putt golf courses. Soft vinyl handles, inside pocket and jaunty fabric flower. Bagged with illustrated tag. | $15.98 | 73904811425![]() In Stock Now! |
| Sideburns - Rock StarThese bushy sideburns will announce to the world that you are, indeed, ready to rock! As worn by immortal rock n roll legends, grunge hipsters, and Wolverine. Made of lifelike synthetic hair and backed with adhesive tape. Two on each illustrated blistercard. | $4.98 | 73904811484![]() In Stock Now! |
| Stickers - AlohaAloha! Hang Loose! Surfs Up! Decorate your surfboard or beach condo with this Aloha Sticker Collection. Each set consists of four semi-permanent, fade resistant decals that measure approximately 4' x 6' (10.2 cm x 15.2 cm) and are silkscreen printed on transparent backgrounds. Images include a sexy hula girl, a dude on a surfboard, a Tiki god statue and a palm tree. Perfect for windows, mirrors, or other smooth surfaces. Bagged on illustrated card. | $1.98 | 73904811028![]() In Stock Now! |
| Stickers - Meat - I Love MeatNothing is more inviting than a choice cut of meat. Our I Love Meat Sticker Collection comes with nine semi-permanent, fade resistant decals that measure 2' x 2' (5.1 cm x 5.1 cm) through 4' x 6' (10.2 cm x 15.2 cm). You get a whole butcher shop full of tasty cuts like T-bone steak, pork chops, prime rib, ham, chicken, sausage and bacon plus two additional meat lovers stickers. They are printed on transparent backgrounds to make them extra tempting on your windows, mirrors, or backpack. Bagged on illustrated card. | $3.98 | 73904811039![]() In Stock Now! |
| Stickers - Pirate - Black & WhitePirates used these symbols to announce their deadly intentions. Now you can use the very same symbols to decorate your scrapbook or liven up your letters! Each sheet has twenty-two acid-free, semipermanent, fade resistant stickers ranging in size from 3/4' (1.9 cm) to 1-1/2' (3.8 cm). One sheet in each package. Bagged with illustrated header. | $2.98 | 73904811583![]() In Stock Now! |
| Stickers - Pirate - Pirate's LifeThis impressive collection of pirate icons is perfect for decorating your captains log or treasure map. Each sheet has eighteen acid-free, semipermanent, fade resistant stickers ranging in size from 1/2' (1.3 cm) to 2-3/4' (7 cm). One sheet in each package. Bagged with illustrated header. | $2.98 | 73904811743![]() In Stock Now! |
| Teeth - Gnarly 9 AssortmentTransform yourself into The Goalie or Goatboy at a moments notice. Nine different styles of soft vinyl teeth. Use them as shown, or mix and match to create your own unique look. Illustrated window box. | $5.98 | 73904810818![]() In Stock Now! |
| Toast Stamper - I Love YouExpress your love with the undeniable romantic appeal of toast! Just press this 3-3/4' x 3' (9.5 cm x 7.6 cm) plastic I Love You Toast Stamper into a piece of bread, then put your bread in the toaster on a dark setting. The resulting toast will be emblazoned with the proclamation of your infatuation! Clamshell blister with illustrated card. | $3.98 | 73904811749![]() In Stock Now! |
| Toast Stamper - PirateNothing prepares the crew for a day of delinquency like a slice of hot, buttered pirate toast with a side of lemon wedges. Just press this 3-3/4' x 3' (9.5 cm x 7.6 cm) plastic Pirate Toast Stamper into a piece of bread, then put your bread in the toaster on a dark setting. The resulting toast will be emblazoned with the menacing image of a skull and crossed swords! Clamshell blister with illustrated card. | $3.98 | 73904811735![]() In Stock Now! |
| Toothpicks - BaconThese slender sticks of wood are generously flavored with the unparalleled, drool-inducing flavor of bacon. Each 3' x 1-1/4' x 1/2' (7.6 cm x 3.2 cm x 1.3 cm) tin contains eighty toothpicks. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. | $1.98 | 73904811723![]() In Stock Now! |
| Toothpicks - CinnamonFreshen up your mouth while picking your teeth with these cinnamon flavored wooden toothpicks. Eighty picks in each 3' x 1-1/4' x 1/2' (7.6 cm x 3.2 cm x 1.3 cm) tin. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box. | $1.98 | 73904811717![]() In Stock Now! |
| Wallet - BaconPut some hip into your hip pocket with one of these whimsical wallets! Each 4-1/4' x 3-3/4' (10.8 cm x 9.5 cm) faux leather wallet has plenty of pockets for your cold hard cash and copious cards. Illustrated box with clear acetate lid. | $9.98 | 73904811653![]() In Stock Now! |
| Wallet - NinjaPut some hip into your hip pocket with one of these whimsical wallets! Each 4-1/4' x 3-3/4' (10.8 cm x 9.5 cm) faux leather wallet has plenty of pockets for your cold hard cash and copious cards. Illustrated box with clear acetate lid. | $9.98 | 73904811656![]() In Stock Now! |
| Wallet - Toast | $7.99 Sale Priced | 73904811823![]() In Stock Now! |
| Zombie set - Glow in Dark | $16.98 | 73904811739![]() In Stock Now! |